the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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mustymilk:

bestfunny:

 

Cocaine carrllll

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iamthewhiteobama2:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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35,020 notes • 12:06 AM

prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

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sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

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fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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vixxtoobomb:

vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up
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when ppl try to defend them

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